I live just a few miles from the New Hampshire's southern border with
Maine; here's a "Maine Temperature Conversion Chart" which relates
temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human behaviors...

     60 above: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in
     Maine plant gardens.

     50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in
     Maine sunbathe.

     40 above: Italian & English cars won't start. People in
     Maine drive with the windows down.

     32 above: Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's water
     gets thicker.

     20 above: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves
     and woolly hats. People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt

     15 above: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
     People in Maine have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

     0: People in Miami all die... Mainers close the windows.

     10 below: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Maine
     get out their winter coats.

     25 below: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Maine
     are selling cookies door to door.

     40 below: Washington D.C. runs out of hot air. People in
     Maine let the dog sleep indoors.

     100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Maine-iacs
     get frustrated because they can't start the kah.

     460 below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the
     Kelvin scale). People in Maine start saying...."Cold 'nuff
     for ya?" (answer: "ayuh")

     500 below: Hell freezes over. New England Patriots win the
     Super Bowl.