ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance


Smart man + dumb woman = affair


Dumb man + smart woman = marriage


Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy




SHOPPING MATHS


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.


A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.




GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.


A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.


A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




POSTULATES


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.


To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to
understand her at all.


Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.


Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.


Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.


A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


A woman has the last word in any argument.


Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
marriage and after marriage.